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Papers Telling Ukrainian Jews to Register a Huge Misunderstanding?

Satire

Papers Telling Ukrainian Jews to Register a Huge Misunderstanding?

They’re still all a bunch of rabid anti-dentites!

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The ‘Experts’ Of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 And Vonnegut Too

Satire

The ‘Experts’ Of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 And Vonnegut Too

Flight 370 is aviation’s biggest mystery, yet has produced no shortage of “expert” opinions and answers.

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#McConnelling

Laughs, The Daily Chief

#McConnelling

Jon Stewart kicked things off, and the internet obliged. Now #McConnelling has arrived at The Chiefly, and we aren’t ashamed to admit it.

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Media Can’t Quit Clowning Around

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Media Can’t Quit Clowning Around

News of a clown shortage has prompted the media to make some witty puns regarding the matter.

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Sesame Street Cures The Flappy Bird Blues

Digital Notes, Laughs

Sesame Street Cures The Flappy Bird Blues

Flappy Bird may be extinct, but Sesame Street has created an equally addicting parody game starring Bert. Sorry Ernie.

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Taylor Swift Blamed For Rise In Whiplash In Young Girls

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Taylor Swift Blamed For Rise In Whiplash In Young Girls

Taylor Swift is feeling the heat from concerned parents and doctors following the singer’s Grammy performance.

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Post-Super Bowl Text Messages With Doug Baldwin

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Post-Super Bowl Text Messages With Doug Baldwin

Jacob Weindling had a life-changing moment with Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin at the Super Bowl.

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The Chiefly’s Official State Of The Union Drinking Game

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The Chiefly’s Official State Of The Union Drinking Game

Everybody loves a good drinking game, yet not everybody loves watching and discussing politics, so we came up with an easy fix.

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Scientists Recant Global Warming Theory In Light Of Polar Vortex

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Scientists Recant Global Warming Theory In Light Of Polar Vortex

The group came to their conclusion after the record-breaking lows being felt all across the United States and Canada.

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Supermodels, Photoshoppers Sue American Eagle Lingerie Brand Aerie

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Supermodels, Photoshoppers Sue American Eagle Lingerie Brand Aerie

The airbrushing industry has struggled to stay afloat since campaign began.

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Happy Moo Year, From Sir Patrick Stewart

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Happy Moo Year, From Sir Patrick Stewart

No matter how you feel about 2013, can you think of a better way to end it?

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A Resolution For Your New Year’s Resolutions

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A Resolution For Your New Year’s Resolutions

If there is one thing that we all love, it’s simplicity.

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Secret Agent Man

Features, Laughs, Politics

Secret Agent Man

It isn’t often that a news story needs to be prefaced by the words “I swear to god this is all true, I am making none of it up,” but this is one of those rare stories.

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Survey Says: Have A Baby!

Culture, Discuss, Laughs

Survey Says: Have A Baby!

26 and still not pregnant? The majority of women think you’re odd.

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10 Celebrities That Made Us Feel Better About Ourselves In 2013

Culture, Laughs

10 Celebrities That Made Us Feel Better About Ourselves In 2013

Thank you Anthony Weiner, for making all of our jobs a lot easier.

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If You Give a Snake a Mouse Bomb

Culture, Laughs

If You Give a Snake a Mouse Bomb

Because if you can’t beat ‘em, just poison their food!

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8 Truths About Adulthood For All Those December Graduates

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8 Truths About Adulthood For All Those December Graduates

Because December graduates are people too.

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Ari Shaffir – Comedian, Stoner, All-Around Good Guy

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Ari Shaffir – Comedian, Stoner, All-Around Good Guy

“Years of dedication and degeneracy are finally paying dividends for comedian Ari Shaffir.”

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NSA Increases Efforts Against Terrorists, Dragons

Laughs, Politics

NSA Increases Efforts Against Terrorists, Dragons

“The NSA spokesperson also expressed how a rapid increase in highly-realistic games only calls for more action.”

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The Worst Pinterest DIY Gifts, Ranked

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The Worst Pinterest DIY Gifts, Ranked

From Brussel Sprout Wreaths To Fabric Chandeliers, here are the worst do-it-yourself gifts we can find.

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