Articles by: Jordan Lints

Papers Telling Ukrainian Jews to Register a Huge Misunderstanding?

Satire

Papers Telling Ukrainian Jews to Register a Huge Misunderstanding?

They’re still all a bunch of rabid anti-dentites!

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To Vax Or Not To Vax

Features, Health

To Vax Or Not To Vax

Parents today have to make a decision that parents decades and even centuries ago didn’t have to consider: Whether or not to protect their children against preventable diseases.

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Hooked On ‘Fatherhood’

Television

Hooked On ‘Fatherhood’

Hank Azaria’s ‘Fatherhood’ is a wonderfully entertaining look into celebrity parenting lives and proves that children are one thing that connect us all.

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Canada Might Not Be Taking Addiction Seriously

Foreign Affairs

Canada Might Not Be Taking Addiction Seriously

The U.S. has its share of drug problems, but at least it doesn’t have any crack pipe vending machines.

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Media Can’t Quit Clowning Around

Laughs

Media Can’t Quit Clowning Around

News of a clown shortage has prompted the media to make some witty puns regarding the matter.

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Final Notes: Harold Ramis Bids Us Adieu

Culture

Final Notes: Harold Ramis Bids Us Adieu

At only 69, the comedy legend bids us adieu and, much like a storyteller, leaves us wanting a little bit more.

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Sesame Street Cures The Flappy Bird Blues

Digital Notes, Laughs

Sesame Street Cures The Flappy Bird Blues

Flappy Bird may be extinct, but Sesame Street has created an equally addicting parody game starring Bert. Sorry Ernie.

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The Snapchat For Grown-Ups

Digital Notes

The Snapchat For Grown-Ups

This message will self-destruct. Well, when you’re done with it. That’s just one way that the new app, Confide, differs from its adolescent predecessor, Snapchat.

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Taylor Swift Blamed For Rise In Whiplash In Young Girls

Laughs

Taylor Swift Blamed For Rise In Whiplash In Young Girls

Taylor Swift is feeling the heat from concerned parents and doctors following the singer’s Grammy performance.

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Scientists Recant Global Warming Theory In Light Of Polar Vortex

Laughs

Scientists Recant Global Warming Theory In Light Of Polar Vortex

The group came to their conclusion after the record-breaking lows being felt all across the United States and Canada.

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Supermodels, Photoshoppers Sue American Eagle Lingerie Brand Aerie

Laughs

Supermodels, Photoshoppers Sue American Eagle Lingerie Brand Aerie

The airbrushing industry has struggled to stay afloat since campaign began.

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A Whole Lotta Love

Politics

A Whole Lotta Love

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie may be all the media outlets can talk about, but he’s hardly what the public is thinking about.

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Doritos Kind Of Cheat-os With Effete-os

Discuss, Sports

Doritos Kind Of Cheat-os With Effete-os

The reason Doritos loves the Super Bowl more than we do starts and ends with you.

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A Good Egg

Culture

A Good Egg

The Establishment for the Greater Good has had quite the start. Which is good for, well, the greater good.

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You Don’t Get To Be Angry (Gun Control Edition)

Culture, Discuss, Politics

You Don’t Get To Be Angry (Gun Control Edition)

Did you write or call your congressperson? Nearly everyone who supports gun rights did.

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Happy Moo Year, From Sir Patrick Stewart

Discuss, Laughs

Happy Moo Year, From Sir Patrick Stewart

No matter how you feel about 2013, can you think of a better way to end it?

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You Don’t Get To Be Angry (Duck Dynasty Guy Edition)

Culture

You Don’t Get To Be Angry (Duck Dynasty Guy Edition)

“You cannot rationally say that the family’s old, southern patriarch’s views on homosexuality is so shockingly unexpected that you’re fainting on the couch.”

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Survey Says: Have A Baby!

Culture, Discuss, Laughs

Survey Says: Have A Baby!

26 and still not pregnant? The majority of women think you’re odd.

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If You Give a Snake a Mouse Bomb

Culture, Laughs

If You Give a Snake a Mouse Bomb

Because if you can’t beat ‘em, just poison their food!

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Lego Friends Sexism Accusations?

Culture, Discuss

Lego Friends Sexism Accusations?

Well Known Sexist LEGO Founder Ole Kirk Christiansen must be rolling over in his grave.

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