8 Truths About Adulthood For All Those December Graduates

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Because December graduates are people too.

 

1. The day you graduated you were all like,

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2. The realization is now that you’ve been tossed out on the street with this “Degree” you’re expected to get a “job.” So you just fake it because you have absolutely no clue what you’re doing.

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3. Consuming as much alcohol as you did in college is still acceptable, however, it will still make you fat, your hangovers are seemingly worse and carry on for longer than just the morning, and being hungover at work is a special kind of hell.

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4. You have to actually wear professional clothes to work instead of what you wore to the bars.

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5. The people in your office are NOT. YOUR. FRIENDS. Do not tell them personal information (partying, sex life, emotional breakdowns) because they will 5000% hold it against you.

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6. And then you get your first email back that you’ve inevitably screwed up and it feels like the world is crashing down on you and you’re going to get fired and have no friends and live with cats.

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7. And now you’re just wanting to go back to college where drinking Franzia and Lokos was just a fact of life, because you just can’t take it anymore.

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8. Welcome to it, kid. This is adulthood.  

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A University of Dayton alumni, reporter, nature enthusiast, animal whisperer, avid hiker, mystery novel lover, and whiskey connoisseur.
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