Johnny Depp Is A Real One-Eyed Indian

http://www.thechiefly.com/features/johnny-depp-real-one-eyed-indian/

Mr. Depp recently revealed that he is “blind as a bat” (to quote him) in his left eye, and that was one of the reason his partner of 14 years, French chanteuse Vanessa Paradis, left him last year. Or was it that he left her? Can’t remember. She got tired of having to stand only on his right side.

Dear Johnny claims that since he can only see half of things, he did not see this coming. But then again, he may have left her anyways. Or did she leave him?

So, the Depp (or is it the Deep?) has Indian roots? Well, hello, we could have told you that, have you seen his hair? His air? His slow manner? His walk? (wait, what does walk has to do with Indians?) Anyways, he always emulates the slow tranquility of an Indian wise man. He can’t even run, have you seen him trying to in Pirates, the film?

Well, that’s another trait that suits him fine, a pirate that is, because to be recognized as a famous one, don’t you have to wear an eye patch now? See, his fate was all pre-planned and mapped to a T. Or was it a tee? As you know, Deepy does not wear shirts, only tee shirts, even under a tuxedo jacket. Hell, he might even wear it alone sometimes, knowing him. We don’t mind.

But fashion is a big trait of the beloved actor, what with all the trinkets and threads and beads and charms and stuff around his neck and wrists? Looks like a Christmas tree sometimes, although I am not sure if Indians or pirates celebrate Christmas.

The most hilarious video on the Web was the one showing Depp falling off a pony during the making of a stunt for the movie “Lone Ranger.” You should have seen the crowd of people running to him, they must have feared for their insurance premiums, but he bounced back and went on with his cool dude air. He does that best.

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